There is nothing
There is nothing to do.
quench your thirst on juice as fresh as Justin Bieber, the vendor transforming your variety into a tropical flurry
climb the limestone cliffs monitored by thieves, gawking at views along the way
rest your tootsie for a while
rent a kayak unaware of headwinds
sing Reggaeton with your rowing guide
snag a snorkel from the dive boat and peer into the crystal clear water
treat yourself to a Colombian arepa: hot fluffy cornmeal pockets stuffed with oozing cheese, guacamole, and an over easy egg
lounge in hammocks overlooking the mountains
at the many
indulge in a decadent meal at a world class restaurant costing less than that soggy sandwich at JFK
watch the massive firey sun set over the bay
painting the sky one hundred shades of pink
because you don’t have anything to do tomorrow
except be in Taganga.
Where to sleep:
Hotel Divanga Bread and Breakfast
Where to eat:
$13 for rosemary crostini with garlic shallot smear, pumpkin coconut soup, seared filet minon with potato gratin and dark raisin jus, and the moistest brownie you will ever eat topped with a dollop of vanilla ice cream.
$9 for homemade sourdough garlic bread, balsamic glazed beef skewers, tangy djion potato salad, and passionfruit dressed greens. Extensive tea selection, delicious baked goods and bread, and the best blended mojitos around.
What “to do”:
Get your PADI for next to nothing
Take a trip out to Tayrona National Park
Spend the day tubing in Minca